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Reese Witherspoon Likes It Hung Low… Rob Pattinson Likes It On His Mouth posted by on April 4, 2011
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Reese Witherspoon has perfect her stroke technique

I’m talking about Elephant Trunks you silly eeediot !! Getchyo mind out the gutter !

Now this is what I call extreme marketing.  Spare no expense and get maximum value.  These fools straight chilled with a live full size elephant at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica, California.  Can you believe that?

Now, I really would’ve liked it if they actually rode with the elephant on the Ferris Wheel.  Now that would’ve been way more impressive.  I might’ve even guaranteed I would’ve bought a movie ticket just on the strength of that sight alone.  But just an elephant in a hotel parking lot in Santa Monica… Not fully impressed yet.

haha, j/k

Anyhow, this film is finally coming out on April 22nd, Earth Day, and it’s about frickin time.  There was much speculation last year about Rob and Reese being an item on set for this film, and Rob forgetting about what’s her name, Kristin Stewart.  Well, those rumors def hold no merit now that Reese got married last week.

More eeediots!!!

Be careful elephant.. You don't know where Rob's mouth has been !

Will you watch this movie? Of a Veterinarian who joins the circus and falls for their star?

If you watch it… Rob will feed the elephant his nuts.

Photo: Getty

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Hello World! And Welcome To SunOfHollywood.com “The Life And Times Of Prophecy” posted by on March 31, 2011
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Garry "Prophecy" Sun... The Sun Of Hollywood

 

Whaddup Y’all… We about to do the damn thang !  If you don’t know the name, face or the voice by now, you soon will.  Check back for constant updates on what’s going on in this world and the industry.

Be aware, Your Life May Be Changed, And Your Eyes May Be Opened

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