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I’m talking about Elephant Trunks you silly eeediot !! Getchyo mind out the gutter !

Now this is what I call extreme marketing.  Spare no expense and get maximum value.  These fools straight chilled with a live full size elephant at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica, California.  Can you believe that?

Now, I really would’ve liked it if they actually rode with the elephant on the Ferris Wheel.  Now that would’ve been way more impressive.  I might’ve even guaranteed I would’ve bought a movie ticket just on the strength of that sight alone.  But just an elephant in a hotel parking lot in Santa Monica… Not fully impressed yet.

haha, j/k

Anyhow, this film is finally coming out on April 22nd, Earth Day, and it’s about frickin time.  There was much speculation last year about Rob and Reese being an item on set for this film, and Rob forgetting about what’s her name, Kristin Stewart.  Well, those rumors def hold no merit now that Reese got married last week.

More eeediots!!!

Will you watch this movie? Of a Veterinarian who joins the circus and falls for their star?

If you watch it… Rob will feed the elephant his nuts.

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