"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Check out the most recent episode of “Paris Hilton’s BFF Dubai“, which is currently airing in Dubai and other parts of Asia.
This episode features my man Mason, Paris’s Head Bodyguard and the same dude who took down “Cuckoo For Courts And Cuffs“, James Rainford, who is still serving out an 8-month sentence in jail for the incident outside of the Van Nuys Courthouse last month.
Mason, you’re my hero…. I’ll prove it to you, a few posts from now.
It wasn’t enough that Paris Hilton and Cy Waits were heading to a Van Nuys courtroom to testify against Nathan Parada, the man who broke onto Paris’s Mulholland Estates home wielding knives back in August of 2010… But now yet another man, who also broke onto Paris’s property back in October, James Rainford, came to let Cy know that he’s not too happy about his position as Paris’s one and only.
While Paris and Cy were walking with tons of cameras all around, idiot James, who’s already on probation for his original break in at Paris’s house, ran up from behind Cy and smacked him on the back of his head before being taken down by Paris’s trusty bodyguard, who later handed Rainford over to police.
When asked why he did what he did, James said he was going to marry Paris, and that her father already said yes to having her hand in marriage.
Yeah, that’s about as cuckoo as it gets folks