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Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening.  Wait, did I just say escorts?  I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.

So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay

Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks.  Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.

What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence.  I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

But come on now, I’m not being too far off.  Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it.  Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan.  Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?

Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.

Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.

Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead

“What’s Up” – Linda Perry, 4 Non Blondes from Greg Conners on Vimeo.

Lindsay Lohan went to the Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles today for the umpteenth time.  Her necklace incident got reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor but it was still a violation of her probation stemming from her first or 2nd or whatever DUI it was.

So now she’s being shipped off to the Lynwood County Jail for Women again, a place that Lindsay should be able to call home now, since she’s a regular visitor.

It’s really unfortunate that this should go down, because she just got the role in the new Gotti film, but all of that is now questionable. But who knows, maybe being in the klinker can give her a few more tips on what it’s like to be a genuine Gotti.

I’ll tell you this.  I remember back in 2007, when it was my old TMZ days, I witnessed Lindsay and her assistant at the time, Jazz, driving hella crazy around Malibu and on the Pacific Coast Highway.  Later that evening, I was told they were driving almost 140 mph trying to dodge the paparazzi.

Now mind you, I understand paparazzi / celebrity chases are no good.  But that doesn’t mean the celebrity should drive over 100 miles per hour just to avoid the photogs, cause they unfortunately will follow in a high speed pursuit, exponentially increasing such a dangerous activity.

I wrote in my shoot report with my footage that we should say something in the web post to warn her of how dangerous this type of activity on public roads would be to both herself and others.  TMZ being the non-insightful and non-prophetic people that they are, chose not to write my suggestion in the post.

The next evening was her 2007 DUI arrest after her high speed chase on PCH.

Waiting for Mug Shot #5

 

Lindsay Lohan was spotted returning to Los Angeles and was welcomed by a swarm of Paparazzi at LAX.  Lindsay is in town to audition for her role in the new “Superman” film, and will be heading back to New York to close out her deal as Victoria Gotti.

Perhaps “allegedly” stealing that necklace might’ve turned out better for Lindsay after all.  She’s up for the role in Superman, the Gotti film, and she’s also up for the role of Sharon Tate, although I don’t know if I would feel comfortable playing the most famed victim of the infamous cult leader Charles Manson, especially after she was already in the film “Chapter 27” with Jared Leto, the film that portrayed the life of Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon of the Beatles.

Lindsay supposedly beat out Sienna Miller and Blake Lively for the role and was handpicked by Victoria Gotti herself to be the favored recipient of the role, as Victoria is close friends with the Lohan clan and spends much time with them in Long Island.

While there are also rumors that Jersey Shore’s J. Woww was also up for the role, the one person I’m happy she is looking to beat out is none other than Kim K.

After the production team took the casting so seriously as to wine and dine John Travolta… why would you make such a fatal mistake of picking Kim Kardashian to be the daughter?  I don’t think the Gotti family would be portrayed correctly if Kim were to bring the infamous “Kardashian Monotone” to the scene.  And besides, if Kim’s acting is to be anywhere close to her dancing and singing….

We’re gonna have a problem here

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