"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
HOTZPOTZ: Jessica Simpson was spotted yesterday at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. She was feelin extra shady so she purchased 3 pairs of designer sunglasses.
Jessica paid with a Black American Express Card and took her darkness out on the town.
This video is fast becoming a viral hit on YouTube and has racked up nearly 1 Million views in less than 2 days live. Matt proposed to his girlfriend Ginny by throwing on a produced film trailer before she watched “Fast Five”.
Immediately following a Hangover 2 preview, a trailer came on where Matt asks for Ginny’s Father for her hand in marriage. After he says yes, and welcomes him to the family, Matt races to the theater where Ginny is seated, watching the trailer as it plays.
Matt then enters the theaters and gets down On Bended Knee, and of course, Ginny says yes.
Video: Matt And Ginny
Okay, so yesterday I put up a post on Audrina’s Mom, Lynn Patridge, and how everybody on the internet is searching out if she’s an alcoholic under the terms “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” and various variations of such.
Well, check out what has happened since I put up that post yesterday. Here are the following Top 10 Search terms from both Yesterday and Today:
Okay. So Yesterday, Audrina’s mom Lynn Patridge held 9 of the Top 10 Searches yesterday, with a little ole Sophie Turner who managed to weasel her way in at #8
And Today, Audrina’s mom, Lynn Patridge also is managing to hold down 9 of the Top 10 searches today.
Now what makes that even more fu@ked up, is if we look at the Top 25 for both days:
Yesterday, Lynn Patridge owned 15 of the Top 25 Searches, and today, she’s already got 17 of the Top 25 Searches
So seriously folks… I’m not trying to diss here. I’m just telling it like it is.
And I’ll let the subject matter rest unless more undeniable evidence comes up that I feel the need to mention. But as it’s looking, the group consensus of the world wide web is that:
“Lynn Patridge Is An Alcoholic”
HOTZPOTZ: Brendan Fraser was spotted having a power dinner last night at Beverly Hills Restaurant Kate Mantilini. Word is he was meeting with a particular Director for an upcoming film role.
Hope you enjoyed the Rigatoni
“Miss Karma’s A Beeyoch And So Are You” Herself, Shenae Grimes gave an outward expression of her inward state…
“THE BLACK HEART”
And she didn’t wear it on her sleeve.. No, she wore it on her right cheek… Pictured below
I guess that’s her way of saying “Kiss My Right Butt Cheek“.. get it?
Thanks Shenae, so gracious of you, to hide all your inner, dark turmoil and pain… The “Black Heart” whose pain always remains
Joanna and Marta Krupa, along with their “Kru” and Jessica Canseco gave their own little version of a Runway Show outside of Jerry’s Deli as they were waiting for Valet.
The group was coming from the Victoria’s Secret “What Is Sexy” party at “The Beverly” which neighbors the restaurant.
I’ll tell you… This group of girls definitely gave Victoria’s Secret a run for her Secret stash of Lingerie money, cause the whole crowd on the sidewalk froze in sheer amazement.
Dangit ladies, y’all are doin’ too much
“Glee” star Dijon Talton showed up to the 125th Anniversary of Coca-Cola at Kitson Men today, showing us just how Gung-Ho he is for the show that’s making him rich and famous. He showed up to the event fully equipped with “Gleek” Nikes and took the time out to let us know who he’s reppin on the daily.
But ya know, I had to ask the dude, “Dijon… Throughout the course of your entire life… How often did your friends ask you “Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?”
What makes that even more fu@ked up, is that he sadly said “All The Time“. His parents might as well have named him Tapatio.
Now I was gonna leave my “Celebreflections” line of photography under wraps for a while, but at this point, I figured I might as well let loose the Beast. And if I’m gonna let the cat out the bag on anybody, it might as well be Paris Hilton, since I probably have more photographs of her than any other Celebrity, and probably more “Celebreflections” of her than any Celebrity.
“Celebreflections” are simple…
In any situation on any given day, there comes a tendency when a Celeb will walk by something that will reflect their image, and this of course happens especially frequent at night. Since I am of course virtually completely Nocturnal, I happen to stumble across these beauties all the time.
Sometimes, you’ll see a subject reflected twice, three… or maybe even four times.
Here we see Paris, as she’s stepping out to dinner with a few friends at the restaurant Red O in West Hollywood… and I’m not talking about the Paparazzi.
She was out tonight celebrating the launch for her new show on Oxygen Network, “The World According To Paris“, which will also be starring Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife, Brooke Mueller. The festivities continued on at Teddy’s in the Roosevelt Hotel where Paris was accompanied by sister Nicky, and mom and dad, Rick and Kathy Hilton.
Check her out as my man Mason keeps her protected from the “Wall of Intrusion“.
This B!tc# is Crazy !!
I’ll tell ya, it takes a very uniquely strange individual to be down with laying in front of all that blood
Video Exclusive: Hollywood.tv
Check out the most recent episode of “Paris Hilton’s BFF Dubai“, which is currently airing in Dubai and other parts of Asia.
This episode features my man Mason, Paris’s Head Bodyguard and the same dude who took down “Cuckoo For Courts And Cuffs“, James Rainford, who is still serving out an 8-month sentence in jail for the incident outside of the Van Nuys Courthouse last month.
Mason, you’re my hero…. I’ll prove it to you, a few posts from now.