"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Hotzpotz: Heidi Klum and Seal were spotted at Matsuhisa, a Sushi restaurant in Beverly Hills that is quite often frequented by Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, since they are both connoisseurs of “fish“.
Heidi and Seal had dinner tonight with the kids. Now we all know Seal does not take kindly at all to photogs… Probably because he knows tabloid media didn’t care much for him since he married Heidi. Which is understandable, he hasn’t had a hit in a decade, and he probably hates the fact that photogs follow his fine a$$ wife everywhere she goes.
But the dynamic duo and their kin had to call the police, because way too many shutterbugs showed up, causing them to feel a sense of danger about their exit. The police were later called which scared away more than half of them.
This is amazing and unbelievable at the same time. Adele’s album, “Roll” will see it’s 7th week at #1 on top of the music sales charts, with a projected total to come in at 150,000 copies sold… ON HER SEVENTH WEEK !!!! “Roll” will likely see an album sales total of 1 1/2 Million copies in the U.S. and 2 Million overseas. Congratulations Adele, 7 weeks straight only gets seen by albums from the likes of Eminem, Taylor Swift and Susan Boyle.
Let’s put this into contrast on two grounds. First, Eminem’s album “The Eminem Show” released in May of 2002 went 6 weeks at #1 and “The Marshall Mathers LP” released in 2000.. Now while both album sold 1.3 Million albums (in a short week) and 1.76 Million albums in their first weeks respectively, it was also before our culture has fully been conditioned to no longer buy music through internet piracy. File sharing was just beginning then.
Other females that have hit such weeks at #1 are Susan Boyle, Taylor Swift and Norah Jones, with Taylor racking up an impressive 11 weeks at #1 for her “Fearless” album. Fearless and powerful indeed.
But what makes this even more impressive to me, is that J. Lo pulled out every promotional vehicle you could think of… Extra with Mario Lopez, American Idol, Hard Rock Cafe appearances with fans and interviews, with major celebrity help even from Audrina Patridge and Pia Toscano… And J. Lo still couldn’t even come close to phasing Adele’s 7th week at #1 after already selling 4 Million albums worldwide.
Wow… What makes that even more fu@ked up, is that J. Lo is only likely to sell around 60,000 copies for her “Love” album’s first week in release. Dangit, those 3 fine ladies couldn’t even pull out 20,000 albums for each beautiful celebrity lady face. So in other words, in this instance… “Sex Did Not Sell” !! Remember that ladies and gentlemen. Sex will not guarantee a sale, regardless of the industry’s theorized ideal. Even with the help of 20+ Million weekly American Idol viewers.
Holy crap. So yeah, biggest props to Adele ever. You’re knockin out superstars left and right. And the way things are looking for next week, without another J. Lo promo machine type contender, Adele may just “Roll” hera$$ onto 8 weeks at #1, tying “The Marshall Mathers LP”.
Even The Three Faces Below, Couldn’t Benefit J. Lo
Jennifer Lopez had her record release party for the “Love” album at Hard Rock Cafe in Hollywood last night. And Jennifer these days is looking extremely hip…. like shootin twins out your pelvis like projectiles kinda hip.
It’s either that, or they made a mistake of standing her next to a formless mannequin who doesn’t have nearly the J. Lo booty that’s so phat you can see it from the front. Rare things.
Ya know those optical illusions in school back in the day? Like, which line is longer?
Now let’s apply that to J. Lo booty:
Yeah… That’s what I thought.
Photos: WireImage/John Shearer
Famed childhood 80′s actor Corey Feldman is starring in a comedy called “Operation Belvis Bash” where a comedian and 2 rock n rollers travel through Afghanistan along with the armed forces, and presumably kill Osama Bin Laden.
What makes this story even stranger… is we just caught up with Corey Feldman outside of Trousdale in Beverly Hills. And he told us that they actually did the Cast & Crew premiere of the film on Sunday, May 1st, 2011, the same day where the United States Government publicly announced the death of Osama Bin Laden.. the face of the War on Terrorism. In essence, the cast & crew watched the main characters of the film Off Osama, and later heard the news of the real “death” just an hour or so after walking out of the premiere
Stranger things have happened, but that’s definitely a trippy one, especially if you’re Corey Feldman.
Corey also stars in the film alongside Frank Stallone, Sylvester’s brother. Corey is also known for being one half of the two Corey’s, the other being Corey Haim, another fallen soldier who passed away March 10th, 2010.
Corey Feldman Photo: WireImage/C. Lauren
Corey Haim Photo: www.SunOfHollywood.com