"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Wild Animal Kingdom… Or More like, “The Wildenstein Kingdom“, cause “Catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein showed up with her boyfriend, designer Lloyd Klein, after gnawin on some bloody meat at BOA Steakhouse last night.
Remember “The Chrismas Story” with Ebeneezer Scrooge? Well, What about “The Botox Story” with Ebeneezer Scroo-You-Out-Your-Money-Surgeon… You don’t know that story? He was haunted by “The Ghost Of Botox Future” a.k.a. Jocelyn Wildenstein, and decided to change his ways from Cosmetic Surgery for good.
So heed this warning folks. While Botox may only be 1 step in Wildenstein’s 12-step program, who wants to even get a fraction of the way to where she’s at?
Stay away from Botulinum Toxin ladies… please… Or you too will find yourselves in “The Wildenstein Kingdom”
Kim Kardashian and boyfriend, New Jersey Nets Player Kris Hump-Freeze (Humprhies) dined at Boa Thursday not.
And who could blame them… They decided to escape the “Wall Of Intrusion” on the way out from dinner, and escaped speeding off in Kris’s Porsche Panamera