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Michael Lohan Adds Another Dysfunctional Family To His List.. Fathered Illegitimate Daughter posted by on November 15, 2012
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I Bet You Didn't See That Cumming... Did ya Scumbag ????

DNA Tests have confirmed that Michael Lohan did in fact father Ashley Horn, the daugter of Kristi Horn, whom Michael had an affair with while still married to Dina Lohan.

The DNA Test was taken on the Trisha Goddard show with Michael, Kristi and Ashley all present.  The episode will air on Thursday night, where Kristi bursts into tears after Ashley sees the DNA test came out positive.

Michael attempts to hug his newly discovered daughter, while she tells him this is the first time she met him, presuming he can’t expect her to be completely affectionate after discovering she was fathered by one of the World’s Biggest Scumbags.

Yes Michael.  I said that about you.

Don’t blame mom for crying either.  To know the daughter you loved for 17 years is a product of a scumbag… gotta be rough !

So Ashley means Michael will be now a father to children from at least 3 Different Mothers, since Shady Insane Kate Major is pregnant with yet another of his Trainwreck Sperms.  Damn boy.  You get your pee pee dipped lots !!

So, Ashley said she didn’t want to be a part of the Lohan Trainwreck… Obviously referring to the antics between Michael, Dina and Lindsay Lohan.

Well, sorry Ashley.  You’re in it now.  Lindsay is your Half-Sister.  And yes, Your Dad is In Fact A Scumbag

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Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Family Drama To Party With Mr. Pink posted by on October 11, 2012
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Family Drama... Shmamily Shmama... She Loves That PInk

Although she did include her brother, Michael Lohan Jr. in the partying.

Man, how cray is the timing.  That Lindsay would fall into another fiasco between her two parents, Michael and Dina, just before she’s scheduled to be the guest of honor at a major event, the Official Launch of Mr. Pink’s Energy Drink.

Check Out The Video Of Lilo Arriving At Mr. Pinks Below

 

Well, lucky for Lindsay, I guess that Ginseng boosted her Morale, cause she was all smiles and blowing kisses on the Red Carpet at Mr. Pink’s official Launch event at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, which also included guests like La Toya Jackson, along with Michael Jackson’s children, Paris, Prince and Blanket.  Audrina Patridge, Ron Artest, Kimora Lee Simmons and Stephen Kramer Glickman and Josie Davis from “Charles In Charge” were also amongs the invited guests.

But props to Jet-setting Lilo, who flew across country in a Private Jet with Sheeraz Hasan, Owner of Millions of Milkshakes, to make sure she fulfilled her obligations on Thursday night’s appearance.

She def looks like she’s not phased at all.  Audio Recording Shmaudio Recording

Alive On Arrival

 

The "Other" Michael Lohan

@DrinkMrPink

Chances Are... She's Not Blowing Kisses At Her Pops

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Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Her Court’s Progress Report By Showing Off Her Artsy Side posted by on February 23, 2012
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Lindsay Lohan swung through to Domingo Zapata’s Oscar Art Show to Celebrate her recent positive progress report with the Courts and Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday. And as we all know, she’s definitely following through on her Community Servicing.

The event was held at Mr. C’s Hotel in Beverly Hills, and brought out folks like Stephen Dorff, Jason Segel, Mischa Barton, Jaimie Hilfiger, Tara Reid and Taylor Armstrong. It was also a Mother-Daughter night, where the mothers showed off their works of art, considering Lindsay brought her mama Dina, and Mischa brought her mother Nuala.  Beautiful works of Art indeed.

Dina Lohan And Starcam... Stayin Mum' ... ha

But Lindsay definitely had a reason to go out tonight.  Let’s just all give her a pat on the back and say she maybe deserves an outing or two.

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Like Father, Like Sperm. Lindsay Lohan And Michael Lohan Likely To Be Incarcerated On The Same Day posted by on November 2, 2011
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LiLo and MiLo. Proof that Genetic Encoding Does In Fact Exist

They say the Apple doesn’t fall too far from the Tree. And when that Tree fell out of another Tree while trying to flee from Police… Chances are, you both may be spending a day in Jail.

Lindsay was sentenced today at the LA Airport Courthouse to 30 days in jail for all of her antics. However, they said she may only spend about 20% of that time, or only 6 (six) days in jail due to overcrowding, as they say is their “usual” case. Then they said that she may even spend only ONE of those days in jail, possibly even less than an hour just to be booked and released.

But what makes that even more fu@ked up… is that Lindsay may spend her time in prison at the same moments her Father, Michael Lohan, will be in Prison, across our beautiful nation in Florida. After all the times these two were both in and out of Prison, the time finally came that they both were there together.

Maybe it will finally mend their relationship. And maybe it might show Michael Lohan that he shouldn’t mention my name with regard to things he knows nothing about.

!!!! I SAID SHUT YER MOUTH !!!!

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Michael Lohan Continues His Quest For Fame Over Family Beef posted by on August 13, 2011
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"The Talking Head" Michael Lohan Opens Wide For His Pride... And Puts It In His Mouth

The “Talking HeadMichael Lohan, continued his Fame-whoring ways outside of BOA Steakhouse last night, and this time he discussed younger daughter Ali Lohan’s burgeoning modeling career.  He told them how he’s proud of her just as he is proud of Repeat Offender Daughter Lindsay Lohan.

It’s too bad he can’t tell them himself though, and resorts to talking to cameras.

I guess that’s what happens when you’re Guilty By Association

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Exclusive Details: Did Michael Lohan Celebrate His Birthday With 4 Non Blondes ??? No, Actually They Were All Blonde posted by on April 26, 2011
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That's Right Michael... Milk It For All It's Worth

Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening.  Wait, did I just say escorts?  I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.

So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay

Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks.  Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.

What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence.  I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

But come on now, I’m not being too far off.  Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it.  Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan.  Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?

Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.

Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.

Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead

“What’s Up” – Linda Perry, 4 Non Blondes from Greg Conners on Vimeo.

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