Michael Lohan Adds Another Dysfunctional Family To His List.. Fathered Illegitimate Daughter posted by on November 15, 2012

I Bet You Didn't See That Cumming... Did ya Scumbag ????

DNA Tests have confirmed that Michael Lohan did in fact father Ashley Horn, the daugter of Kristi Horn, whom Michael had an affair with while still married to Dina Lohan.

The DNA Test was taken on the Trisha Goddard show with Michael, Kristi and Ashley all present.  The episode will air on Thursday night, where Kristi bursts into tears after Ashley sees the DNA test came out positive.

Michael attempts to hug his newly discovered daughter, while she tells him this is the first time she met him, presuming he can’t expect her to be completely affectionate after discovering she was fathered by one of the World’s Biggest Scumbags.

Yes Michael.  I said that about you.

Don’t blame mom for crying either.  To know the daughter you loved for 17 years is a product of a scumbag… gotta be rough !

So Ashley means Michael will be now a father to children from at least 3 Different Mothers, since Shady Insane Kate Major is pregnant with yet another of his Trainwreck Sperms.  Damn boy.  You get your pee pee dipped lots !!

So, Ashley said she didn’t want to be a part of the Lohan Trainwreck… Obviously referring to the antics between Michael, Dina and Lindsay Lohan.

Well, sorry Ashley.  You’re in it now.  Lindsay is your Half-Sister.  And yes, Your Dad is In Fact A Scumbag

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Like Father, Like Sperm. Lindsay Lohan And Michael Lohan Likely To Be Incarcerated On The Same Day posted by on November 2, 2011

LiLo and MiLo. Proof that Genetic Encoding Does In Fact Exist

They say the Apple doesn’t fall too far from the Tree. And when that Tree fell out of another Tree while trying to flee from Police… Chances are, you both may be spending a day in Jail.

Lindsay was sentenced today at the LA Airport Courthouse to 30 days in jail for all of her antics. However, they said she may only spend about 20% of that time, or only 6 (six) days in jail due to overcrowding, as they say is their “usual” case. Then they said that she may even spend only ONE of those days in jail, possibly even less than an hour just to be booked and released.

But what makes that even more fu@ked up… is that Lindsay may spend her time in prison at the same moments her Father, Michael Lohan, will be in Prison, across our beautiful nation in Florida. After all the times these two were both in and out of Prison, the time finally came that they both were there together.

Maybe it will finally mend their relationship. And maybe it might show Michael Lohan that he shouldn’t mention my name with regard to things he knows nothing about.



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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is “The Sperminator”… He Comes Again posted by on April 27, 2011

It's Funny, Even As The Governator... He Still Terminated California's Economic Prosperity

In what will be his first return to the film world after his stint as Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger will return to the big screen in the role that made him a household name, as the Terminator.  The film is currently being pitched to film companies by CAA (Commercial Artists Agency) on behalf of a hedge fund based in San Diego, that bought the rights to the Terminator franchise in a bankruptcy auction.

The latest installment of the franchise will be directed by “Fast FiveDirector Justin Lin.  It looks like Justin will be going from Fast Five to “T5” as this will also be the fifth film in the franchise.  The first 2 films were directed by James Cameron and “T2″ was hugely successful and brought in over $500 Million worldwide.

Arnold also starred in Terminator 3, “Rise of The Machines” but was physically absent from “Terminator: Salvation” starring Christian Bale and Sam Worthington, aside from a brief cameo of a superimposed Arnold face.

We just better hope Arnold hits the gym soon, cause if you haven’t seen recent photos of dude on the beach, his 62 year old frame is definitely not holding up as well as you would have thought it would.