"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Remember when I declared May 10th “Sophie Turner Day“? And I said it may be a while before that happens again? Well, I had no idea a crazed “Juicy J” would stroll up on Sunset Blvd and own a moment like i’ve never seen a moment owned before. Never in all my years have I ever seen anyone dance around on the roof of their Half-a-Million Dollar car, like they were the illegitimate spawn of Fred Astaire,James Brown and Lionel Richie, like Juicy J did on the evening of May 11th at the “Lemon Basket” Grand Opening.
The next day, the posts on Juicy and “His Phantom’s Menace” were so astronomical, that I have no choice now but to declare May 12th “Juicy J Day”.
So here’s to you Juicy… For lettin us know that it aint just fine Aussie Blondes in Bikini’s that can get their own day. Nope, just take a Hip-Hop Junkie with a little bit of booze, a whole lotta guts, and pockets filled with loot, so the dents don’t mean a daggone thang.
Thanks Juicy !