"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
That’s What Some Really Really Dumb Guys Did Last Week… Giving Them Another Dose Of Instant Karma.
2 Dudes decided to drive a BMW through the Window Facade of an Apple Store last week, and stole a whole bunch of WORTHLESS iPhone 4′s and stuff, possibly an iPad or something… just a day after announcing the iPhone 5.
And since Driver Dude drove his car ALL THE WAY INTO the Store, the sturdy Apple Architectural Engineering prevented dumb ass Driver Dude from Driver Dudin his way outta there. Essentially, dude got stuck and was completely unable to drive himself out.
Now, you would think that people would likely do this with a STOLEN Car and not their own. However, it was the Driver’s OWN BMW X5. Unfortunately for DumDums, the vehicle’s License Plate got stuck in the grating of the window. The iPhone Snatcher couldn’t successfully Snatchback the iPad sized License Plate. He was then apprehended by Judge “I Am The Law” Dredd (remake coming soon) in form of the Sheriffs that got there just fast enough for dude to not even get enough merchandise to be worth anything at all.
Not ANYTHING At All Worth Time in Prison. And that’s Just What He Got cause Driver Dude is Currently being held on $600,000 Bail. It’s like if you were gonna be that dumb and get caught anyway, at least wait until the iPhone 5 came out and gift yourself a few more weeks of Freedom.
They Usually Try To Say That Crime Don’t Pay
We Should All See Our Karma On The Same Damn Day
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Apple may not have been able to stop the launch party of the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 in West Hollywood at The Beverly, but that didn’t stop Rachel Sterling and Paula Labaredas from stopping the crowd dead in their tracks with their stunning good looks.
Trust me… These two girls in your path, are liable to stop anyone and anything. Matter of fact, I’m gonna stop writing.
Just take a look for yourself
It was recently discovered by researchers Alasdair Allan and Pete Warden that all 3G iPhones and iPads manufactured by Apple have been seriously invading the privacy of its owners, by giving a detailed map of its every location. It was found that it doesn’t track your whereabouts like GPS, but actually triangulates your latitude and longitudinal coordinates from cell towers.
What makes this worse, is that it will not only keep a detailed map of everywhere you have been, but also your computer if it interfaces your iPhone or iPad via iTunes. In fact, anybody can access the file it’s saved to, and check your whole mobile history. Again, this is not like GPS, so there is no way to turn this feature off. It is an automatic feature that has been kept a hidden secret from the public the entire time the world’s most popular cell phone has been on the free market.
To me, this is no surprise. For those of you that are unfamiliar, the very logo behind Apple Computers is an apple with a bite taken out of it, as it is to represent the fruit that was taken from the Garden of Eden, in which Adam and Eve took a bite to let sin enter into the world.
What’s even more effed up, is that the first Apple computer, the Apple I, sold for $666.
Coincidence? Yes or No?
Apple filed a lawsuit against Samsung claiming copyright, trademark and patent infringement from its Galaxy line of phones and tablets, claiming they are too similar to the design and operating system phone in Apple’s revolutionary iPhones and iPads.
Truth be told, there are definite similarities between the two phones. I myself own a Samsung Galaxy S 4G which I indeed love, but without a doubt, everytime I pull the phone out, everyone asks, “Is that an iPhone?” noting the similarities, yet apparent differences.
There are loads of developments coming out right now between the two companies, as to who came out with the phone design first, and who came out with the chip designs first. For sure this will be a fight to the finish.
But I also wonder what that will do with the impending merger between AT&T and T-Mobile, as AT&T is the first and main carrier for the iPhone before Verizon started carrying it earlier this year, and T-Mobile being the main carrier for the Samsung Galaxy phones and tablets. That’s like two moms that are best friends fighting over their kids.
The iPhone and Galaxy problems reminds me much of Apple and Windows, as Windows was made to emulate Apple’s user friendly operating system. We never saw Apple try to sue Windows, although that’s a history that requires several posts on its own.
Let’s see which 12 figure company wins
So Star Magazine tried to have an “All Hollywood” party this Sunday night at Trousdale, and it seems like All Hollywood decided to go elsewhere. Not forrealz, it wasn’t that bad, but it did seem a little lackluster. There was very little A-list power to support this party, but it definitely had some up and coming movers and shakers on the scene, as well as some old favorites that have stayed pretty steady in our focus.
Now the thing is, Star Magazine, as a publication, has created quite a few enemies over the decades. They’re notorious for making up stories and causing loads of problems, not to mention the fact that they’re a subsidiary of National Enquirer.
I was told that celebrities in attendance would be receiving a free Ipad 2, and if that’s the case… EVEN A FREE IPAD 2 COULDN’T PICK UP THE DRAW !!! Now that’s saying a lot.
But hey, it was a nice attempt Star. I did see some folks that were cool, such as 2/3 of one of the OG boy groups, “Hanson“. We also got a look at the ever so fine Krupa sisters, Joanna and Marta. “The Hills” repped hard, with Stephanie Pratt, Jayde Nicole and Jason Wahler in attendance. And let’s not forget to mention how much Stephanie Pratt wanted to be the life of the party, even tweeting a pic of herself from the inside on a skateboard in her heels. If she fell flat on her ass, now that would’ve been a shot!!!
We got to see Dane Cook and his non-Jessica Simpson looking date. Tatiana Ali showed up still the princess of Bel-Air.
Taryn Manning was DJ for the event, and has been spinning on the 1′s and 2′s a lot around Hollywood lately, so if you’re ever out, keep a look out for her. That should always make for a great time.
The Gastineau Girls were out, and Lisa was trying to hook her daughter Brittny up with Gavin DeGraw. She needs to find a steady man soon, and let’s hope she does.
Bai-Ling showed up for all our international audiences.
Two hotties forrealz were Lacey Schwimmer and Hope Dworaczyk whose looks are directly correlated with how little clothing they have on, since they both have some of the hottest bodies in the bizna$$.
Model Jaimie Hilfiger was there with her boyfriend, Jeweler Igal Dahan. I’ll tell ya, these two are some of the best people this world has to offer.
And two people who I have great concern for… Tara Reid who really looks like she needs to eat something these days before she straight disappears on us.
And Shanna Moakler. Now Shanna, I know you’re hosting that show “Bridalplasty” and all, you know, that show where women compete for plastic surgery procedures before tying the knot. The show may be a hit, and you may get some great hookups and employee discounts on plastic surgery procedures, but that doesn’t mean you need to OD on the Botox.
You’re starting to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian, who’s following in the footsteps of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Now hey, I’m not trying to be mean… I’m just giving you fair warning… before it’s too late