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Would You DESTROY A BMW For Not Even The New iPhone ???? posted by on September 13, 2012
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That’s What Some Really Really Dumb Guys Did Last Week… Giving Them Another Dose Of Instant Karma.

2 Dudes decided to drive a BMW through the Window Facade of an Apple Store last week, and stole a whole bunch of WORTHLESS iPhone 4’s and stuff, possibly an iPad or something… just a day after announcing the iPhone 5.

And since Driver Dude drove his car ALL THE WAY INTO the Store, the sturdy Apple Architectural Engineering prevented dumb ass Driver Dude from Driver Dudin his way outta there.  Essentially, dude got stuck and was completely unable to drive himself out.

Now, you would think that people would likely do this with a STOLEN Car and not their own.  However, it was the Driver’s OWN BMW X5.  Unfortunately for DumDums, the vehicle’s License Plate got stuck in the grating of the window.  The iPhone Snatcher couldn’t successfully Snatchback the iPad sized License Plate.  He was then apprehended by Judge “I Am The Law” Dredd (remake coming soon) in form of the Sheriffs that got there just fast enough for dude to not even get enough merchandise to be worth anything at all.

Not ANYTHING At All Worth Time in Prison.  And that’s Just What He Got cause Driver Dude is Currently being held on $600,000 Bail.  It’s like if you were gonna be that dumb and get caught anyway, at least wait until the iPhone 5 came out and gift yourself a few more weeks of Freedom.

They Usually Try To Say That Crime Don’t Pay

We Should All See Our Karma On The Same Damn Day

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

 

 

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Maybach Memories… Mercedes Ends Their Half-a-Million Dollar Luxury Line posted by on August 15, 2012
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Talk About A Limited Edition

 

 

Rest In Peace

Mercedes decided to finally end their Maybach line of luxury vehicles, due to their poor sales and inability to define themselves in the marketplace.

Poor Sales ?? What, you mean thousands of people didn’t have $450,000 to drop on a ride ?  I guess there’s a lot less Jay-Z’s in this world than they thought.

The intent for Mercedes was to be in the midst of competing high-priced luxury vehicle brands like Bentley (owned by Volkswagen) and Rolls-Royce (owned by BMW), however the Maybach failed at having the same global appeal as their competitors.

What’s Rick Ross going to call his label now ? How about “Bring Back Maybach Music

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

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Snooki Gets Rather Tipsy At Ashton Kutcher’s Geisha House… Valet Hides Fender Bender posted by on August 30, 2011
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Snooki Needs Help... But Jionni's just soakin in the Spotlight

Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi went out in Hollywood last night with her latest boy toy, Jionni LaValle, and stopped by Geisha House on the Boulevard, which is owned by Ashton Kutcher’s Dolce Group.

Crazy part is, Snooki almost fell out of their souped up Pick-Up Toyota Tundra on the way in… and that was before she threw back drinks for nearly 3 hours!!

Already Lookin Tipsy On The Way In

She practically had to be carried out.  But strangely, the ones who seemed drunk was the Valet Service at Geisha House.  The Valet attendant that was driving Snooki’s ride, actually backed into a Dark Blue BMW, damaging the bumper.  The Valet service didn’t tell either owner of both vehicles that they were responsible for the minor fender bender.  While the pickup truck was not damaged, it left damage on the front bumper of the BMW that I would assume could total $1,500 on the Luxury Vehicle.  So technically, Ashton Kutcher’s Dolce Group’s Valet Attendant, and those who covered it up, committed a felony hit and run on two groups of customers.  I’d hate to be the owner of that BMW. cause he will see that front bumper damage soon and wonder where it came from.

This Why He's Willing To Be With Snooki... Camera Face Time And A Cheezy Grin

But Snooki wasn’t doing that well on her way out either.  She had to practically be carried out by Jionni.  Hey, she may get a DUI on a bicycle, but she can’t get one on foot.

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