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She Looks Like She's About To Poop... Problem Is, She Doesn't Look Like She's Eaten
Is it me or does it seem like Angelina Jolie must’ve taken a few mixed medications yesterday for Oscar night? I Guess Carrot Top Aynt The Only One Slimmin Down.
Cause she was acting mad strange flashin her emaciated appendages last night. How she give birth to 3 kids and look like this ? Lucky for her she doesn’t have Gaunt-Face.
They can make up all the excuses they want…”Oh she’s just running around after 6 kids all day“. While that may be correct, if I was Brad Pitt I would tell her straight up “Baby. The world wants us to finally get married. And if that’s the case, I’m gonna have to up you to at least 1 meal a day now. Maybe even a Cheeseburger or two every now and then.. maybe” – Dammnit man, Brad is still whooped !!
Holy Crap… she’s about to disappear so much we’ll soon have to start calling her Ang Jo… cause all the -linas and -lies are about to get cardio’d right off of her.
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com