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Angelina Jolie’s Legs Trip Over Skeleton Bones… And Sadly They’re Her Own posted by on February 27, 2012
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She Looks Like She's About To Poop... Problem Is, She Doesn't Look Like She's Eaten

Is it me or does it seem like Angelina Jolie must’ve taken a few mixed medications yesterday for Oscar night? I Guess Carrot Top Aynt The Only One Slimmin Down.

Cause she was acting mad strange flashin her emaciated appendages last night. How she give birth to 3 kids and look like this ? Lucky for her she doesn’t have Gaunt-Face.

They can make up all the excuses they want…”Oh she’s just running around after 6 kids all day“.  While that may be correct, if I was Brad Pitt I would tell her straight up “Baby.  The world wants us to finally get married.  And if that’s the case, I’m gonna have to up you to at least 1 meal a day now. Maybe even a Cheeseburger or two every now and then.. maybe” – Dammnit man, Brad is still whooped !!

Holy Crap… she’s about to disappear so much we’ll soon have to start calling her Ang Jo… cause all the -linas and -lies are about to get cardio’d right off of her.

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

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The New & Improved Slim-Fast Streamlined Deflated Version Of Carrot Top Celebrates Health & Liks For His Birthday posted by on February 27, 2012
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Go Shawty.. It's Yer Berfday... We Shavin Carrots Like It's Yer Berfday

Carrot Top stopped by Peter Lik’s “Lik Galleries” Grand Opening at the Mandalay Bay on his actual Birthday, February 25th.

Carrot gave us a bit of his usual comedic antics when he actually tried to Lick Lik !!! Let’s just hope he brushed his teeth and his tongue first.  Nast !

Carrot Top Lays A Lick On Lik... And Lathers The Man Like A Quick Linguist

But on the way out, Carrot Top also shared with us why it is he decided to streamline himself by removing nearly 30 pounds of muscle.

He chose Health… and to “clean out” and go back to normal “skinny” carrot top.. with shavings left on the kitchen countertop..

Happy Birthday BroAnd Many More to you.. but only if you eat more Carrots

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Winona Ryder… Catches A Ride With Cameras Behind Her posted by on February 27, 2012
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Winona Ryder.. Catchin Non Cases With Her Female Driver

Better catchin a ride than catchin a case.

That’s right. Ms. Sticky Fingaz herself caught a ride outside of Chateau Marmont in Hollywood this weekend at yet another Pre-Oscars Gala.  She did her best to run off without getting noticed.  You’d almost swear she was running from security cameras at your local mall.

Those Infamous Five Sticky Fingers Of Hers Love Picking Up On Super Shopper Discounts

But it was just paparazzi trying to catch a glimpse of Johnny Depp’s closest equivalent to a High-School Sweetheart.  Now that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are on the rox, who do you think he’ll hit up first on an ex-booty call ?? Winona ? Or Kate Moss?  Or will he finally decided to be with Keira Knightley on the set of the (unfortunately) next Pirates of the Caribbean ?

At least there’s no way of getting a Five Finger Discount at Valet.  Otherwise, Winona might find herself in some hot legal water yet again.

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

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