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STRANGER THINGS: Tyler Shields Hires A Suicidal Cow… Who Tries To Use A Picket Fence, Slaughterhouse Style posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 9, 2011
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I'll Help you eat me... I know how to make it happen.. I've seen the technique

Seriously though… What’s up with Tyler Shields and Suicidal Animals? They somehow seem to be a more frequent subject for him than Lilo herself !!

So I’m sittin there, chillin at the Tyler Shields Event when all of a sudden, I saw the Cow in the corner doing the strangest thing… He started rubbing his neck across the top of the picket fence, almost as if he was trying to off himself slaughterhouse style, and join the ranks of his Teddy Bear homey

Now mind you, the cow did have the words “Eat Me” on the side, but dangit homey, Tyler didn’t want you take it literally.

You didn’t have to straight try and turn yourself into Burger for us bro.  You have so much to live for !! So much more grass to eat.  So many more pies to drop !!

“My Life aint promised, but it’s sure gettin better

hope you understand my love letter”

- “Letter To My Unborn“  – Tupac Shakur

Keep Hope Alive !!

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Shenae Grimes Laughs As A Pap Breaks Glass After Falling On Hiza$$ posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 8, 2011
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Talk about a poor sport for success... Grimey

Shenae Grimes shows us exactly how “Grimey” she can be.

As she was leaving the Tyler Shields event last night, and paps were trying to get some conversation out of her, she stayed mad silent… until of course a pap fell on hiza$$ and broke some glass.

She wasted no time in saying “Karma’s a bitch !!“… yeah Shenae, and so are you.  Well actually, let’s not get it twisted.  Dude who fell may have some Karma on hiza$$.

We have nicknamed him “Fingerbreaker Dave” because as rumor has it, there was a time several years ago where there were several paparazzi outside of Les Deux in Hollywood.  As the security was trying to hold off the paparazzi from Britney Spears, Dave apparently broke the finger of one of the guys, who just so happened to be one of the owners of Les Deux (who he himself had some shady circumstances surrounding him).  As a result, paparazzi were banned from Les Deux from that day forward.  Actually, I’m the one who gave him the name “Fingerbreaker” and it’s stayed all these years…. “PROPHECY” !!!!

But as paps were asking more questions, Shenae said “I hope one of you gets hit by a fu@kin’ car“.  Yeah, that’s real classy, grateful and humble of you and your success in the industry.

Then another asked “Tupac just wrote a screenplay, would you be in the movie?“… Dude, Pac’s been dead for 15 years homey.  And it’s not a screenplay, it’s the biopic that we’re hoping my boy Josh Harraway nabs the role to play the fallen legend.

Finally, the same pap asks what’s the best compliment a man could pay you.  Shenae said “Oh, now you’re getting creative“.

In all honesty Shenae, you’re the silent one.  Which means you lack the creativity for great responses.

Don’t be mad cause we know what you look like without makeup.

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The Lindsay Lohan And Tyler Shields Phenomenon posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 8, 2011
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They’re like peas and carrots

A poet and his muse

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