"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Lindsay Lohan went to the Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles today for the umpteenth time. Her necklace incident got reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor but it was still a violation of her probation stemming from her first or 2nd or whatever DUI it was.
So now she’s being shipped off to the Lynwood County Jail for Women again, a place that Lindsay should be able to call home now, since she’s a regular visitor.
It’s really unfortunate that this should go down, because she just got the role in the new Gotti film, but all of that is now questionable. But who knows, maybe being in the klinker can give her a few more tips on what it’s like to be a genuine Gotti.
I’ll tell you this. I remember back in 2007, when it was my old TMZ days, I witnessed Lindsay and her assistant at the time, Jazz, driving hella crazy around Malibu and on the Pacific Coast Highway. Later that evening, I was told they were driving almost 140 mph trying to dodge the paparazzi.
Now mind you, I understand paparazzi / celebrity chases are no good. But that doesn’t mean the celebrity should drive over 100 miles per hour just to avoid the photogs, cause they unfortunately will follow in a high speed pursuit, exponentially increasing such a dangerous activity.
I wrote in my shoot report with my footage that we should say something in the web post to warn her of how dangerous this type of activity on public roads would be to both herself and others. TMZ being the non-insightful and non-prophetic people that they are, chose not to write my suggestion in the post.
The next evening was her 2007 DUI arrest after her high speed chase on PCH.
Waiting for Mug Shot #5
It’s official. Lindsay’s career was back on track in the realest way, and if you don’t agree, you’ll get your fu*kin heads cut off !!
Just moments ago, the entire Gotti family, John Travolta and Lindsay Lohan held a press conference at the Sheraton New York Hotel and Towers to announce the finalization of the cast for “Gotti: Three Generations”. Man, this is turning out to be the most highlyanticipated film based on the casting alone!!
Victoria Gotti and Lindsay posed together looking like they could be the next set of clones on the block. And it’s clear Victoria chose Lindsay because that’s how she wants the younger version of herself to be remembered. I would say the girls made a smart move though, gettin’ their hair did the same way just to show how right they are.
And John and John, Gotti and Travolta, were also celebrating the announcement, along with John’s 3 sons, Frank, John Jr. And Carmine.. ya know, the original young Gotti Boys that taught a young Pauly D how to do his hair after watching doomed episodes of “Growing Up Gotti”
Good to see Lindsay bounce back. Maybe the whole necklace thing was just her doing research on what it’s like to be the daughter of a crime family.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted returning to Los Angeles and was welcomed by a swarm of Paparazzi at LAX. Lindsay is in town to audition for her role in the new “Superman” film, and will be heading back to New York to close out her deal as Victoria Gotti.
Perhaps “allegedly” stealing that necklace might’ve turned out better for Lindsay after all. She’s up for the role in Superman, the Gotti film, and she’s also up for the role of Sharon Tate, although I don’t know if I would feel comfortable playing the most famed victim of the infamous cult leader Charles Manson, especially after she was already in the film “Chapter 27” with Jared Leto, the film that portrayed the life of Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon of the Beatles.
Lindsay supposedly beat out Sienna Miller and Blake Lively for the role and was handpicked by Victoria Gotti herself to be the favored recipient of the role, as Victoria is close friends with the Lohan clan and spends much time with them in Long Island.
While there are also rumors that Jersey Shore’s J. Woww was also up for the role, the one person I’m happy she is looking to beat out is none other than Kim K.
After the production team took the casting so seriously as to wine and dine John Travolta… why would you make such a fatal mistake of picking Kim Kardashian to be the daughter? I don’t think the Gotti family would be portrayed correctly if Kim were to bring the infamous “Kardashian Monotone” to the scene. And besides, if Kim’s acting is to be anywhere close to her dancing and singing….
We’re gonna have a problem here
Photos: WireImage / SunOfHollywood
Candice Swanepoel found herself in a lot of internet related hot water this week after photos of her surfaced causing concern over an emaciated look. Candice was seen with fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio this week launching Victoria’s Secret’s 2011 “Swim” line of swimwear at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood.
Now, I will have to admit… Even when I first saw these photos, I thought to myself “What in the heck do these girls eat? Do they even eat at all? Or do they just drink smoothies all day?” And my thoughts were mainly because of none other than Candice herself, as both Alessandra and Adriana, now mothers, look quite healthy. Cause let’s be real folks, it looks like she has a spine with skin wrapped around it… Where the heck is her stomach at !!! How do you fuel that amazing body of yours? Do you feed intravenously and that’s it??
Today’s Hollywood.TV Celebrity GPS includes our favorite Devil Rocker, Marilyn MANson holding hands with someone not so handsome.
This segment also includes David Beckham kickin some balls before walking off the field with his Soccerpop Guild and Will Smith making New York Scream.
Steve-O looks like he’s speaking rather coherently these days, even though newly single Joe Jonas is speaking not at all.