"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Actually, we do know where that mouth has been… and the list keeps growing like Pinocchio’s nose.
The rumors you’ve been hearing are true. Russell Brand was in fact watching a film at The Arclight Theater in Hollywood with a mystery woman. Now as I’ve mentioned in previous articles, celebs frequent the theater because it’s a location in Hollywood that appears to be somewhat low-key. I guess that’s what Russell was looking for, but it’s too bad he didn’t get it.
Paps got tipped off to his whereabouts early on in the film, so a small crowd of photogs managed to find their way to the theater by the time of his exit. Russell did his best to hideout from the lenses, and it appears it was because he was with a mystery woman. Now mind you of course, the woman could be anybody, she doesn’t have to necessarily be any mistress of some sort. But one does find it quite odd that he did his darndest to not be seen.
And Russell managed to try and rush his way out of the parking lot so fast, that he did indeed back himself into a parked car, and left without leaving a note. From what I’m told by my many eyewitnesses, he didn’t hit the car that hard.
Either way, Russell got some ‘splainin to do to good ole Katy Perry. If you’re not careful Russell, she may just go back to kissing girls.