"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
I’m talking about Elephant Trunks you silly eeediot !! Getchyo mind out the gutter !
Now this is what I call extreme marketing. Spare no expense and get maximum value. These fools straight chilled with a live full size elephant at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica, California. Can you believe that?
Now, I really would’ve liked it if they actually rode with the elephant on the Ferris Wheel. Now that would’ve been way more impressive. I might’ve even guaranteed I would’ve bought a movie ticket just on the strength of that sight alone. But just an elephant in a hotel parking lot in Santa Monica… Not fully impressed yet.
Anyhow, this film is finally coming out on April 22nd, Earth Day, and it’s about frickin time. There was much speculation last year about Rob and Reese being an item on set for this film, and Rob forgetting about what’s her name, Kristin Stewart. Well, those rumors def hold no merit now that Reese got married last week.
Will you watch this movie? Of a Veterinarian who joins the circus and falls for their star?
If you watch it… Rob will feed the elephant his nuts.
The Kid’s Choice Awards were this weekend, and celebrity siblings came out in full movaph**kin effizect. We’d have to say, these days it seems like families and siblings are killing the Hollywood game. In my opinion, the forefront of these siblings would have to be Jaden and Willow Smith. These two kids are too cool for school, and with parents like Will and Jada, they’re definitely gettin’ raised right and reppin for the industry. Jaden’s performance in the new “Karate Kid” was awesome, and Willow’s got a voice to school most of the full grown singers in the R&B realm. No wonder Jay-Z had to sign her.
But let’s not forget about the other folks that showed up on the carpet. Paris and Nicky Hilton, who seem to have been quite busy this week, who also made appearances at Snoop’s party, and the Red Cross Relief Run for Japan, these two power sisters are def reppin correct.
Then let’s take Kim and Kourtney Kardashians, who are so family oriented, they even had to bring their half sisters with a different last name, Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Kris Jenner sure is doing an amazing job pimpin’ out her kids… they reportedly earned $65 Million dollars last year as a family. Wow!! Heidi Fleiss could learn a lot from this fam.
And Joe Jonas introduced us to the next Jonas in line, little Frankie. With all these families runnin game in the industry, it’s no doubt these siblings are gonna be runnin thangs for years to come.
Russian born supermodel Irina Shayk kicked off the Grand Opening of Tao Beach this year at the Venetian Hotel Casino in Las Vegas, wearing nothing other than… NOT A BIKINI !!! What the EFF !!!
Come on now, Irina Shayk has one of the hottest bikini bodies this world has ever laid eyes on. I’m talkin her bikini body was enough to pull her out of her remote Russian Village and make her a supermodel before the world, and she came to open Tao Beach wearing shorts and a top. Are you effing serious??? I bet you all those peeps at Tao Beach, both male and female, were itching to see Irina’s hottness, and were fully disappointed.
Let’s take a look at what they were missing…
Yeah, I’d be pissed too.
But maybe she decided to dress more conservatively cause her momma was in the crowd. Either way, if I was running Tao Beach, a frickin Vegas pool party, and I was payin Irina, I’d be like “Ya know, you gotta show up in a bikini… No? You wanna get paid? Bikini it is dammmnit!!” Or perhaps boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo said to her (in spanish) “I make enough millions, don’t show your body” and she said back to him in Russian “Whatever you say Cristiano”.
At least the party had more celebs to make sure it wasn’t a complete disappointment, like Jaime Foxx, the ever beautiful Sophia Bush, and world famous DJ Tiesto.
But all i gotta say is, if Tao Beach expects to compete with Hard Rock Casino’s infamous pool party “Rehab”.. your supermodel guests are finna have to show up in bikinis homey.
Snooze or lose !!
Photo Credits : Wire Image / Sports Illustrated
We spotted “Fergamel” this Sunday… That’s Fergamel as in Fergie and Josh Duhamel, yeah, I coined the name so if you use me you owe me some loot.
Anywho, Josh was hosting the Relief Run for the American Red Cross to benefit victims of the Tsunami in Japan in Santa Monica, California.
Before the race began though, Josh let us know what really keeps him happy through all his Blackberry/Airplane drama…
Fergie’s Fergalicious bootay!!
Yeah, dude’s smilin so hard we can see it from the back, it’s like a new earring.
But props to the happy couple, as Fergie spent her birthday 36th birthday shakin’ that moneymaker to help those lives affected by the tragic earthquake and tsunami on March 11th.
Paris and Nicky Hilton also came out to show their support for the stricken nation.
Charlie Sheen bombed the opening show of his “My Violent Torpedo Of Truth / Defeat Is Not An Option” Tour, at the Fox Theater in unruly Detroit. I would have to say this, everybody knows Detroit can be a tough crowd, so I’m actually even surprised that they considered making Detroit the opening city for a show that clearly lacked the proper preparation. But to me it is no surprise that this show was not well received. Reports state that Charlie seemed very unprepared and unfunny, and was eventually booed off stage.
What people fail to recognize is that Charlie Sheen’s brain is on the fritz and fried. I remember watching interviews with him 10 years ago and thinking to myself “This guy’s mind is not right. He’s done waaay too many drugs” and this was ten years ago. Think about how much damage he’s received to the cranium after an additional decade of decadence and drug induced debauchery. Even Snoop was afraid to show face on this one, and Snoop aint afraid of nuffin !
What people also fail to recognize is that when it comes to Hollywood, Film and Television… You’re really only as good as your scripts, which is written by writers who sit at a desk for hours a day, perfecting single lines, punch lines, and fluidity of dialogue. Guess what… Charlie Sheen hasn’t written a script in his entire life, so don’t be surprised that he was unable to produce the same comic prowess as his episodes of “Two and a Half Men”.
And we know Charlie isn’t surprised, as a matter of fact, he may have even anticipated the move, as the fine print on the back of each ticket let every purchaser beware that no refunds would be given. It seems to me like Charlie’s tour is a little more hype than hoopla. And there’s definitely hype about his sold out tour, as I’m being told by insiders it’s not sold out at all, and in fact many shows are struggling with hundreds of seats left to be filled. Fat chance of that happening after last nights debacle.
Well Charlie, all your years of drug use, woman abuse, Calipornication and arrogance in the Hollywood limelight has caught up to you. It looks like you should’ve listened to what your father had to say back in your “Wall Street” days…
“I don’t go to sleep with no whore and I don’t wake up with no whore… That’s how I live with myself”
Should’ve listened to your father Charlie.
Props go out to the beautiful Penelope Cruz, who is one of the few Latin celebrities to get her very own star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, solidifying her as one of the most recognized actresses of our day. It’s not easy to cross over into this industry to this level as a minority, and Penelope has done so with style and grace.
Not only is Hollywood giving her just dues, but it seems so is life. Penelope finally found love in fellow actor Javier Bardem and the two wed last year in July in a small ceremony in the Bahamas. The two also welcomed their baby boy in January of this year after she (more…)
daamnit if the entire West Coast didn’t come out for Snoop’s party to launch Blast from the makers of Colt 45 and Snoop’s new album “Doggumentary” which was released on MySpace earlier this week… Kurupt, Warren G, Too Short, DJ Quik and … wait, hold up !! Paris and Nicky Hilton?
Now if this were to have happened back in the day, Snoop might’ve risked losing some “street cred”… but lucky for him, not only is he a superstar in his own right, but Hip-Hop culture is completely intertwined now with Pop Culture. As a matter of fact, having Paris and Nicky at your Hip-Hop party probably adds to your street cred, cause it shows just how much your music crosses all boundaries.
And boy, was Colt 45 really trying their hardest to sell that “Blast”… They sure did the damn thang… They even brought out 101 Damenations lookin fine and crowdin up the entire sidewalk across Sunset Blvd. outside of Trousdale, where the event was being held.
Outside of the club, DJ Quik gave love to Nate Dogg’s families to the cameras… and in addition to that, it’s lookin like DJ Quik may just be down to work with the kid. Stay tuned and I’ll keep you posted on that shizz.
Other celebrity guests included Ryan Cabrera, Megan Goode, Chris Evans, and Natasha Henstridge, as well as the always beautiful Ashlan Gorse from E!. You know that chick is tall as fu*k!!
And you know what, it def felt like an old school West Coast Gangsta Rap party since there was like 6 squad cars of sheriffs outside, just itchin and waitin for some whoridaz.
Luckily, there wasn’t one. Keep the peace ladies and gentlemen
btw, u know people have been wondering why Snoop would release his new album on MySpace. Execs were telling the company they need to turn it around or else… I guess this is their first step in heading back into our culture… and they must’ve paid Snoop some major loot $$$
Today’s Hollywood.TV Celebrity GPS includes our favorite Devil Rocker, Marilyn MANson holding hands with someone not so handsome.
This segment also includes David Beckham kickin some balls before walking off the field with his Soccerpop Guild and Will Smith making New York Scream.
Steve-O looks like he’s speaking rather coherently these days, even though newly single Joe Jonas is speaking not at all.
I guess one of the benefits of dating a hottie who’s an identical twin, is that you sometimes get to go out with both of em, as did pimp player Sam Jones the 3rd last night before heading out to Hollywood Hotspot Eden.
As if dating one Shannon Twin wouldn’t get you hated on enough… Dude wants double the hate.. Hey, Double the pleasure, Double the fun !!