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Talib Kweli ‘Hot Thing’ Music video from Ali Batten on Vimeo.

I don't have enough hands for this

So Lady Gaga had this really bizarre photo shoot with Harper’s Bazaar for their May issue, and boy does she have issues.  The photos were taken by Terry Richardson, and she has six boobs, clones of herself, Monarch Butterflies all over her face, she’s really horny, the Underworld is taking over her, and she’ll stab you after she kicks you when you’re down.

She's really really horny

That was a mouthful ! And her boobs are a handful, for 3 dudes.

This on top of the internet complaining about her album cover, where she’s melded into a machine, a motorcycle to be exact, probably to be ridden by Arnold Schwarzenegger as the T-101 from “The Terminator“.  Yeah, her and Skynet are definitely down.

The New Terminator... Lady Gaga, Skynet's latest creation

Lady Gaga also seems to have fallen again at yet another one of her concerts.  She keeps falling… Maybe that’s because she’s a fallen angel..  if ya know what I mean.

The Underworld is taking over her... Time to shed some light from The Sun

Let’s just be real though.  There’s no way she could be a mind control puppet, used to sway the masses.  Can she?

Do you know about Monarch Butterflies? And the pyramid on top?

Who knows.  All I know is, this “Fame Monster” is still monstrously famous, and she shows no signs of letting up.  I guess she’s just another sign of the times.

You look like a Vampire

Rob Pattinson had his own wax sculpture revealed at Madame Tussaud’s Washington D.C. location on Earth Day, April 22nd.  I don’t know about you, but that wax figure’s lookin a little greasy.  Interesting part is, there are always rumors that the “Twilight” star despises showering and washing her hair.

I guess a wax figure is just a little bit ironic… dontchyha think?

My man Antoine Dodson got arrested in Alabama this morning for marijuana possession in Alabama this morning. Alabama and the south are no joke, their weed laws are way stricter than out here in California, let me warn ya. Especially if you’re a black man, you know the poh-pohs is out to getchya, and get Antoine they did. He was charged with misdemeanor possession, as well as some other misdemeanors for a few prior traffic violations. Sucks for dude to get arrested on this just 3 days after 420 !! And not to mention that the perpetrator who tried to attack his sister is still on the loose.

Run and Tell Dat… Homeboy !

But, in honor of our homey, let’s peep game on the videos that made him famous on YouTube

Here’s his original news clip, that had me dying laughing….

Then of course, the ultimate “Auto-Tune The News” video ever !! Antoine Dodson in the “Bed Intruder Song“. I swear to you, the first time I heard and saw this, i laughed so hard I cried. And let’s not mention these two videos alone are already at over 100 Million views !

Props Antoine, I’ma light up a phat one for you.

We In Beverly Hills Y'all !!

Hotzpotz: Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj are now partying it up in Beverly Hills (1am) at The Factory off La Peer and Santa Monica Blvd.

If you’re a fan of either of these two, you should head down there right now…. It should be a madhouse !!

Lindsay Kleptohand is a free woman, again, after being not free, again

Linday Klepthand (Lohan) posted bail at Lynwood Correctional Facility. I think they need to change the name from “Lynwood” to “Lindswood” since it is like her frequent bed & breakfast and all.

Nothandsome Ronson in some accidental exposure

So she’s out now and was just spotted arriving back to the comforts of her Venice Beach rental. I wonder if Lindsay and Samantha will wallow in their sorrows together… with her and all her jailhouse visits and Sam’s recent car accident.

They can celebrate life together, as lovers once again !!

Back in happier times... Samantha's 31st B-day with Lindsay on August 7, 2008

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Rihanna... Watch out. you're hangin in Chris Brown's hood, up to no good

Hotzpotz: Rihanna was spotted leaving one of the new Hollywood Hotzpotz, Supper Club on Thursday night.  But what’s really interesting here, is the fact that Supper Club is only a few doors down from one of Chris Brown’s favorite spots, MyStudio.  Not to mention the fact that Rihanna was also partying not long ago at Las Palmas, also located in the direct vicinity of the latter two I mentioned.

So be careful RiRi… we know you lifted that restraining order and all, but it looks like an encounter between these two is soon to happen.

Stay Tuned !

FYI… Here’s the last time Chris Brown was spotted at MyStudio… thankfully no chairs or windows were hurt in the filming of this video.  Let’s just be glad Rihanna wasn’t in his path

Barack Obama tries to convince the public why our economy can turn around

Yes. Barack Obama catches major “Wood” in the Southland.  He went to Sony Picture Studios in Culver City to speak to the members of HollyWOOD.  Then afterwards, he was spotted at Tavern in BrentWOOD for dinner.

So yeah, that’s HollyWOOD, and BrentWOOD, in other words, that’s major wood, and major woody.

But what’s up with Jamie Foxx throwing up the Baphomet by way of the Cornuda Hand Signal.

We always thought Jamie was down, and some think on the down low... but now, do we know for sure?

If you don’t know about what I’m talking about, I suggest you do your research.

I guess they’re all gonna just start telling us that it’s a politician’s way of saying “Rock, Rock on”

Sarah Palin shows she's down too

Bailouts and Stimulus. Who's really in control?

We have the whole world in our hands... And our hands have fallen asleep at the wheel

And that includes respecting those who live in it, since we are all living in the same world together.  I don’t know about you, but in my honest opinion, we are living in the final days, and the signs of the times we are living in are only reiterating this notion.

With Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Economic Crises, it is clearly we have lost control of that which would keep us in a delicate balance.  Our earth is calling out for us to turn our hearts and our souls, and we continue not to listen.  Whether the recent events have been an act of God, Mother Nature, or those who seek to control our world and its societies.. It is clear that the only thing we can change, is the state of our soul.

Learn to be better… Learn to be greater… and realize, we’re all in this together, and things will only get better, if we choose to be so together.

You should've stuck with that as a necklace Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan went to the Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles today for the umpteenth time.  Her necklace incident got reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor but it was still a violation of her probation stemming from her first or 2nd or whatever DUI it was.

So now she’s being shipped off to the Lynwood County Jail for Women again, a place that Lindsay should be able to call home now, since she’s a regular visitor.

It’s really unfortunate that this should go down, because she just got the role in the new Gotti film, but all of that is now questionable. But who knows, maybe being in the klinker can give her a few more tips on what it’s like to be a genuine Gotti.

I’ll tell you this.  I remember back in 2007, when it was my old TMZ days, I witnessed Lindsay and her assistant at the time, Jazz, driving hella crazy around Malibu and on the Pacific Coast Highway.  Later that evening, I was told they were driving almost 140 mph trying to dodge the paparazzi.

Now mind you, I understand paparazzi / celebrity chases are no good.  But that doesn’t mean the celebrity should drive over 100 miles per hour just to avoid the photogs, cause they unfortunately will follow in a high speed pursuit, exponentially increasing such a dangerous activity.

I wrote in my shoot report with my footage that we should say something in the web post to warn her of how dangerous this type of activity on public roads would be to both herself and others.  TMZ being the non-insightful and non-prophetic people that they are, chose not to write my suggestion in the post.

The next evening was her 2007 DUI arrest after her high speed chase on PCH.

Waiting for Mug Shot #5

From Gigilo To "El Santo"... Rob's Future Wife Should Feel Honored

Rob Schneider was caught at STK in West Hollywood tonight having an “impromptu” Bachelor Party with some friends and family.  Yes, the man is soon to be married.  So he’s hanging up his male gigolo days to be a saint, a man worthy of walking down the aisle.

Congratulations Rob… Every woman should have a Santo like you

Exclusive Photo: SunOfHollywood.com

Wow Christina !! We absolutely LOOOOVE What You've Done With Your Hair... And your left boob !

Christina Aguilera made a bold and brave move today… Not by being the very first person inducted into “Abbey’s Gay Walk Of Fame”, No.  Christina’s brave move came from even showing up, getting out of her car, and daring to attempt to walk her little a$$ through a wall of paparazzi photographers, literally ready to crush on the little tike.

Come With Me... If You Want To Live

Thanks to her big a$$ bodyguard who’s always there to save the day, she made it through her tunnel of flashes almost in one piece.  She of course then did her thing on the red carpet, hung out with folks and drank like she didn’t get put in a drunk tank just a few weeks ago.  There was a steady 5-15 photographers waiting for her, yet somehow… When she came out, there must’ve been about 20-30, along with dozens of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of the songstress.

We wait... And when she comes... WE CRUSH HER !!!!

When leaving Christina is being escorted out nicely by current and soon to be ex-boyfriend, Matt Rutler.  Lucky for Matt, he just dodged a serious bullet with his DUI charges being dropped, because his alcohol test came up at a .06 BAC, just short of the .08 legal limit.  Lucky bastard, but the media shame is still the same.  U got your little girl arrested cause she “couldn’t care for herself” <– I still can’t stop laughing at that statement.

Matt... Are you Drinking And Walking again ? You remember what happened last time ?!?!!

Ironically, the same West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department that arrested Christina was also on Stand-by, waiting to make sure somebody could be arrested for impeding Christina’s entrance.  Typical Poh-Poh, waiting for a meal ticket by issuing tickets.

Wow !! West Hollywood and the Sheriffs really love www.SunOfHollywood.com ... AMAZING !!

So, without further ado, before we keep getting off topic… Congratulations Christina, you are the first honoree to be inducted into Abbey’s Gay Walk of Fame… You and David Cooley, owner of the Abbey, who would of course induct himself alongside one of the greatest singers of all time.  Heck, it’s his place.  Wouldn’t you do the same?

Let's get out of here Matt. I'm sick of you and your bullsh!t .. YOU'RE FIRED !

"Wow Dave, How did you manage to get inducted with Christina Aguilera?" "I own the place".. "oh"

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