"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Lady Gaga fell hard and damn near hurt herself while performing for her Monster’s Ball Tour concert in Houston, Texas last night. This isn’t the first time she’s fallen. She fell at least 2 or 3 times last year and one time collapsed on stage in New Zealand in the early part of last year.
I don’t know about you, but either Lady Gaga needs to slow down, or ease up on the physicality of her shows. One of these days, she’s gonna hurt herself and she won’t be able to sing her way through it
Anne Hathaway showed up Geek Chic to the premiere for her new animated film “Rio“, set to hit the theaters on Friday. The film has a star-studded vocal cast which includes Jamie Foxx, George Lopez and Will.I.Am, but I think Anne took the whole vocal thing too far.
Maybe she was trying to tell the world, “Hey, I do voiceovers now… See, you don’t have to worry what I look like. It’s just my voice that counts!”. Or maybe she just got so used to the “I don’t have to worry about what I look like, I’m doing voiceovers now. I can show up to work in pj’s, no make up and my hair a mess!”. Or maybe she did the “Hey, I’m super smart, and I’m tired of the industry objectifying me. I’m going to show them, that I do a lot of reading. I need reading glasses!”
Well Anne, you made the desired “spectacle” of yourself. Cause you chose brown frames the width of my finger. But hey, your face holds them up nicely and more than makes up for it. But it is a red carpet for Heaven’s sake. If you’re gonna do it, do it right:
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Man… What is up with our Supermodels these days !! What has the world come to when you can’t even get Supermodels to show up in a bikini to a Vegas Pool Party? I’m telling you… The end is nigh!
Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 30th Birthday on Saturday at Marquee Dayclub in the Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. And in the picture you see above, it looks awfully familiar… Hmmm… Remind you a bit of Irina Shayk anyone???
What makes things seem even more inequitable is the fact that all the bikini clad women surrounding Alessandra are probably getting paid $200-$300 for the day, while Alessandra’s probably making $20,000-$50,000… AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO WEAR A BIKINI !!! WHAT KINDA SH!T IS THAT???
Don’t get me wrong… Even fully clothed, Alessandra looks absolutely stunning, and she’s gotta have one of the most beautiful faces and smiles in history. But girl, you know what you’re famous for. And Vegas Hotels and Casinos… You guys are not on the job !! Bikinis should be a requirement for your Supermodel Guest Appearances, especially for these damn pool parties where all your other girls are wearing bikinis. Come on now, I’m not yer Daddy.. U should know these things by now.
But Happy Birthday again to Alessandra, who actually turns 30 today, April 11th. Alessandra was also joined by Jamie-Lynn Sigler and a VERY pregnant Selma Blair.
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It looks like Alessandra Ambrosio wasn’t the only one to celebrate her Birthday out in Vegas this weekend. Nope, she was joined by both Hugh and Marston Hefner. Hugh celebrated his 85th Birthday on Saturday, April 9th, as did Marston, who also shares the same birthday as his pioneer father, on April 9th. Marston celebrated his 21st, making him Vegas legal.
Strangely, not only do these two share the same birthdate, but the same name (as Marston is Hugh’s middle name) and you’d swear they also share the same face !! Wait… Marston is Hugh Hefner !! He’s an identical clone !! Only, Hugh added some height to him for improvements…
Anyhow, the two celebrated it right, and were also joined by Marston’s younger brother, Cooper. Hugh of course brought his lady du jour, Ms. Crystal Harris, who is set to marry Hugh this year. The festivities were carried out throughout all of Palms Hotel and Casino in Vegas, and festivities carried on at Playboy Lounge and Moon Nightclub, which share on the two top levels of the Palms Fantasy Tower.
Jason Statham is such a tough guy, that it’s actually quite surprising to see him with such a hottie like Rosie-Huntington Whitely. Actually, they’ve been dating for well over a year and it’s still surprising. The amazing part is, he actually smiles a whole heckuva lot more, as seen in the picture above. ^
And why wouldn’t he? She’s about to be the next Megan Fox in Transformers 3, and she’s probably the hottest chick she’s ever dated, and she’s willing to put up with his hefty attitude and his occasional martial arts practices, where he might accidentally give her a swift kick across the hip.
But things are getting so serious that the two were spotted having lunch with Jason’s parents at Taverna Tony’s in Malibu, California over the weekend. But ya know, judging by the fact that they’ve been together for over a year, I don’t think this would have to necessarily be Rosie’s first time meeting the parents.
Either which way, at least we know it’s serious.
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Funny man Will Ferrell showed up to the Lakers vs. Thunder game at Staples Center yesterday, looking in dire need of a shave and haircut. Dude looked like he would’ve been better cast as the werewolf in “The Wolfman” than Benicio Del Toro.
Nice of him to sign autographs for folks as he strutted his way in, but dude’s gotta get rid of that green in the Lakers house.
I did have to let him know he’s sexy tho… Peep the video below
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Congratulations are in order to Nicki Minaj who has recently signed on to be Britney Spears‘s Opening act for her Femme Fatale concert tour. This will be the first time the two will be united on stage together and the agreement and negotiations came as a result of Enrique Iglesias bowing out of the concert, reportedly due to his inability to accept being an opening act for Spears.
Nicki Minaj, who is at the top of her game right now, makes an excellent fit for Britney, who has remained at the top of the industry game for over a decade, even at her downfalls.
There is no doubt that this deadly combination will make their concert tour the most successful of the year
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