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Lindsay Lohan was spotted returning to Los Angeles and was welcomed by a swarm of Paparazzi at LAX. Lindsay is in town to audition for her role in the new “Superman” film, and will be heading back to New York to close out her deal as Victoria Gotti.
Perhaps “allegedly” stealing that necklace might’ve turned out better for Lindsay after all. She’s up for the role in Superman, the Gotti film, and she’s also up for the role of Sharon Tate, although I don’t know if I would feel comfortable playing the most famed victim of the infamous cult leader Charles Manson, especially after she was already in the film “Chapter 27” with Jared Leto, the film that portrayed the life of Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon of the Beatles.
Lindsay supposedly beat out Sienna Miller and Blake Lively for the role and was handpicked by Victoria Gotti herself to be the favored recipient of the role, as Victoria is close friends with the Lohan clan and spends much time with them in Long Island.
While there are also rumors that Jersey Shore’s J. Woww was also up for the role, the one person I’m happy she is looking to beat out is none other than Kim K.
After the production team took the casting so seriously as to wine and dine John Travolta… why would you make such a fatal mistake of picking Kim Kardashian to be the daughter? I don’t think the Gotti family would be portrayed correctly if Kim were to bring the infamous “Kardashian Monotone” to the scene. And besides, if Kim’s acting is to be anywhere close to her dancing and singing….
We’re gonna have a problem here
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So Star Magazine tried to have an “All Hollywood” party this Sunday night at Trousdale, and it seems like All Hollywood decided to go elsewhere. Not forrealz, it wasn’t that bad, but it did seem a little lackluster. There was very little A-list power to support this party, but it definitely had some up and coming movers and shakers on the scene, as well as some old favorites that have stayed pretty steady in our focus.

The Krupa sisters are proof that their parents didn't have enough sex... MORE KRUPA SISTERS PLEASE !!
Now the thing is, Star Magazine, as a publication, has created quite a few enemies over the decades. They’re notorious for making up stories and causing loads of problems, not to mention the fact that they’re a subsidiary of National Enquirer.
I was told that celebrities in attendance would be receiving a free Ipad 2, and if that’s the case… EVEN A FREE IPAD 2 COULDN’T PICK UP THE DRAW !!! Now that’s saying a lot.
But hey, it was a nice attempt Star. I did see some folks that were cool, such as 2/3 of one of the OG boy groups, “Hanson“. We also got a look at the ever so fine Krupa sisters, Joanna and Marta. “The Hills” repped hard, with Stephanie Pratt, Jayde Nicole and Jason Wahler in attendance. And let’s not forget to mention how much Stephanie Pratt wanted to be the life of the party, even tweeting a pic of herself from the inside on a skateboard in her heels. If she fell flat on her ass, now that would’ve been a shot!!!
We got to see Dane Cook and his non-Jessica Simpson looking date. Tatiana Ali showed up still the princess of Bel-Air.
Taryn Manning was DJ for the event, and has been spinning on the 1’s and 2’s a lot around Hollywood lately, so if you’re ever out, keep a look out for her. That should always make for a great time.
The Gastineau Girls were out, and Lisa was trying to hook her daughter Brittny up with Gavin DeGraw. She needs to find a steady man soon, and let’s hope she does.
Bai-Ling showed up for all our international audiences.
Two hotties forrealz were Lacey Schwimmer and Hope Dworaczyk whose looks are directly correlated with how little clothing they have on, since they both have some of the hottest bodies in the bizna$$.
Model Jaimie Hilfiger was there with her boyfriend, Jeweler Igal Dahan. I’ll tell ya, these two are some of the best people this world has to offer.
And two people who I have great concern for… Tara Reid who really looks like she needs to eat something these days before she straight disappears on us.
And Shanna Moakler. Now Shanna, I know you’re hosting that show “Bridalplasty” and all, you know, that show where women compete for plastic surgery procedures before tying the knot. The show may be a hit, and you may get some great hookups and employee discounts on plastic surgery procedures, but that doesn’t mean you need to OD on the Botox.
You’re starting to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian, who’s following in the footsteps of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Now hey, I’m not trying to be mean… I’m just giving you fair warning… before it’s too late

Come on now Irina... All those other girls are wearin bikinis, and they didn't even get paid half what you did !!!
Russian born supermodel Irina Shayk kicked off the Grand Opening of Tao Beach this year at the Venetian Hotel Casino in Las Vegas, wearing nothing other than… NOT A BIKINI !!! What the EFF !!!
Come on now, Irina Shayk has one of the hottest bikini bodies this world has ever laid eyes on. I’m talkin her bikini body was enough to pull her out of her remote Russian Village and make her a supermodel before the world, and she came to open Tao Beach wearing shorts and a top. Are you effing serious??? I bet you all those peeps at Tao Beach, both male and female, were itching to see Irina’s hottness, and were fully disappointed.
Let’s take a look at what they were missing…
Yeah, I’d be pissed too.
But maybe she decided to dress more conservatively cause her momma was in the crowd. Either way, if I was running Tao Beach, a frickin Vegas pool party, and I was payin Irina, I’d be like “Ya know, you gotta show up in a bikini… No? You wanna get paid? Bikini it is dammmnit!!” Or perhaps boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo said to her (in spanish) “I make enough millions, don’t show your body” and she said back to him in Russian “Whatever you say Cristiano”.
At least the party had more celebs to make sure it wasn’t a complete disappointment, like Jaime Foxx, the ever beautiful Sophia Bush, and world famous DJ Tiesto.
But all i gotta say is, if Tao Beach expects to compete with Hard Rock Casino’s infamous pool party “Rehab”.. your supermodel guests are finna have to show up in bikinis homey.
Snooze or lose !!
Photo Credits : Wire Image / Sports Illustrated
We spotted “Fergamel” this Sunday… That’s Fergamel as in Fergie and Josh Duhamel, yeah, I coined the name so if you use me you owe me some loot.
Anywho, Josh was hosting the Relief Run for the American Red Cross to benefit victims of the Tsunami in Japan in Santa Monica, California.
Before the race began though, Josh let us know what really keeps him happy through all his Blackberry/Airplane drama…
Fergie’s Fergalicious bootay!!
Yeah, dude’s smilin so hard we can see it from the back, it’s like a new earring.
But props to the happy couple, as Fergie spent her birthday 36th birthday shakin’ that moneymaker to help those lives affected by the tragic earthquake and tsunami on March 11th.
Paris and Nicky Hilton also came out to show their support for the stricken nation.
Click here for more pics of Fergie, Josh Duhamel and Paris and Nicky Hilton after the jump
It seems nobody was down to partake in the April Fool’s Celebrations when it comes to Hollywood celebs, as most people asked “Are you gonna prank anyone?” came back with little fanfare… Unless of course they’re keeping their plans to themselves… heheehe
We get a look at Adrianna Palicki as the new Wonder Woman as they filmed in front of Kodak Theater in Hollywood. What do you think of the new Wonder Woman outfit, which consists of pants instead of booty cutter shorts… and the choice of Adrianna as the new Wonder Woman of our generation? I don’t know about you, but I loved me some Linda Carter as Wonder Woman when I was a kid, just ask my momma and she’ll tell you.
Other celebs featured in this edition: Adam Levine, Cheryle Burke, Heather Locklear, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Piven, John Legend, Mark Wahlberg gets called Marky Mark, and we get a look at what it was like when Paris and Nicky showed up to Snoop’s launch party for Blast.
Candice Swanepoel found herself in a lot of internet related hot water this week after photos of her surfaced causing concern over an emaciated look. Candice was seen with fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio this week launching Victoria’s Secret’s 2011 “Swim” line of swimwear at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood.
Now, I will have to admit… Even when I first saw these photos, I thought to myself “What in the heck do these girls eat? Do they even eat at all? Or do they just drink smoothies all day?” And my thoughts were mainly because of none other than Candice herself, as both Alessandra and Adriana, now mothers, look quite healthy. Cause let’s be real folks, it looks like she has a spine with skin wrapped around it… Where the heck is her stomach at !!! How do you fuel that amazing body of yours? Do you feed intravenously and that’s it??













































