"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Michael Lohan: Born April 25th, 1960
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes: Died April 25th 2002
One you wish would just hurry up and go away. The other you wish could hurry up and come back.
I would much rather have Left Eye
Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening. Wait, did I just say escorts? I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.
So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay
Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks. Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.
What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
But come on now, I’m not being too far off. Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it. Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan. Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?
Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.
Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.
Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead
A note leaked onto thee internet this week, alleged to have been sourced from the scientists working at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva, Switzerland claiming that they have found the elusive Higgs Boson Particle, the elementary particle that is theorized to lend mass to all matter, giving it the nickname, “The God Particle“. The existence of the God particle has, at least possibly up until now, exists only in theory, postulated to solve the inconsistencies in theoretical physics.
The search for this particle is the main reason behind the conception and creation of the LHC, which is the world’s largest particle collider, primarily built and funded by European countries. It is an underground circular tunnel, 17 miles in circumference, and approximately 600 feet below the Franco-Swiss border in Geneva, Switzerland. It’s beginnings received much controversy and opposition from critics that believed that smashing protons into each other at nearly 100% the Speed of Light could create small Black Holes that would eventually lead to the destruction of our world. Regardless of this contention, those that supported the project believed it could lead scientists to understanding the fundamental roots of the existence of our universe and how all was formed and created.
While nothing is yet confirmed, the success of discovering the God Particle still remains uncertain. I also wouldn’t doubt that perhaps the buzz of a rumor could be used deceptively, to deceive the public into believing in the success of the LHC, or perhaps as pursuit of further funding.
What I do know is this. We are way too ahead of ourselves. Particle Accelerators, in my opinion are crossing over into dangerous territory, much like the Nuclear Reactors that are housed all over the world, and also responsible from the current soon to be global crisis from the Fukushima Daiichi plant in Japan. If we had to build a $10 Billion Dollar underground tunnel, causing particles to act in a way they are not meant, then we definitely weren’t meant to find the God particle in the first place. When it comes to all reactions of this nature, at the subatomic level, you are starting a process that may not end. These are the same reasons why even spent fuel rods are a huge radiation risk for months, even years, requiring the supervision and care that easily failed in a time of disaster such as the March 11th Earthquake and Tsunami.
One day, the energy created in one of their tests will result in a failure, of which the consequences may be catastrophic.
27 year old Jay Cutler has asked 24 year old Kristin Cavallari, star of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” to marry him, and she said yes. Jay surprised Kristin with a trip to Cabo San Lucas with the specific intent of asking Kristin’s hand in marriage. Jay reportedly got down on one knee overlooking the ocean while presenting Kristin with a 5 carat diamond ring. Kristin has stated that she is madly in love and couldn’t be happier. Jay came into the NFL out of Vanderbilt University playing for the Denver Broncos in 2006 and has been with the Chicago Bears since 2009.
Congratulations to the couple. And for convenience sake, glad to see that K.C. is still going to be K.C., unless she decides to make her name Kristin Cavallari-Cutler, then she’ll be K.C.C., which would probably get confusing in an email situation when she says “CC me?”, and her friends will say, “CC what? Which CC are you talking about?”
Keenan Cahill is a young modern day hero. If you don’t know him by now you’re obviously not on the internet and need to crawl out from under your rock. He lip syncs to some of all the greatest pop hits and is so well choreographed, hilarious and animated with what he does, he never gets less than a Million hits per video.
So it’s no wonder why he even caught the attention of 50 Cent, and the two decided to make their own video for Jeremih‘s song “Down On Me” which features the rapper who has the 9 lives of a cat, one for each bullet he’s taken. But what they didn’t know was that 50′s version with Keenan was the video that actually made “Down On Me” a true bona fide hit. Keenan and 50′s video was posted 5 months ago and now has 30 Million views. The official video with Jeremih and 50 was posted to YouTube about a month later, and is now sitting at 25 million views… still quite impressive, but nowhere near Keenan’s version in his bedroom, and that’s not even counting the copycat video posts that also have views in the millions.
Let’s do the math… out of their collective total, Keenan MORE THAN DOUBLES what would have been the 25 Million plays alone, bringing the grand total to 55. And let’s not mention the fact that Keenan’s video already made the song a more well known hit than radio had at the time. He probably boosted 10 of the 25 Million plays they got.
When you consider Keenan and 50′s version cost $0 and some time, versus Jeremih and 50′s version which probably cost upwards of $500,000… Keenan and 50′s version is one of the best video / music single marketing tools of all time.
What makes it even more gangster, is Keenan didn’t even clean up his room… NOT EVEN FOR 50 CENT !!
Check out the two videos below, and you tell me which one is more entertaining.
So this is a special post I’ve been meaning to write about for quite some time now, and that’s about Aubrey O’Day suckin up all the Oxygen… You hear that? That’s the sound of you not breathing !!
Not forrealz. But let’s just start this off by saying that the year 2011 has definitely been kicked off to a great start… if your name is Aubrey O’Day. Aubrey saw the start of her own reality show on Oprah Winfrey’s Oxygen network, and her premiere was the highest rated in the network’s history. This is no small feat, as this is the first reality show from Oxygen to real make its mark into the mainstream before introducing all of its future up and coming projects. The Oxygen will soon include shows with Paris Hilton, Brooke Mueller, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, and not to mention, another one of my good friends, Jaimie Hilfiger.
I’ve known Aubrey for a couple years now through mutual friends and industry events, and I have the pleasure in saying I’ve partied with the girl, hung with the girl and gotten to know that she is nothing but an absolute sweetheart. In this biz, that is incredibly difficult to find. Not only do the circumstances of success tend to get to the head of those in the limelight, but the difficulties and stresses from this world can also change people for the worse. It is clear to me that Aubrey was raised right, and she intends to stay that way.
She has come a long way from her days of Danity Kane, and is now starting to see the full splendor of her own career come to fruition, as a strong minded woman with a straight head on her shoulders, ready to tackle to the world and all the shady men that run it. Nothing in this world says sexy and sweet, than Aubrey O’Day when her eyes sneak a peek.
On top of her newly successful show “All About Aubrey”, she is also seeing the beginning of her solo music career. Aubrey just recently signed a solo recording deal with SRC/Universal Motown, and her first single, “Automatic” made it to the Top 40 downloads on iTunes in just a matter of a few hours and a little help from her truly loyal friends and fans.
But don’t let the sweet and sexy fool you. Aubrey is ready to take charge in this man’s world, and she isn’t taking “Man” for an answer. She was recently spotted outside of Katsuya, giving her girlfriend’s shady companion more than just a mouth and a shove full outside of Katsuya in Hollywood. If I were you, I wouldn’t just think twice of doing Aubrey dirty, but as we now know, you should definitely not even consider crossing one of her good friends… Or you will get it !
Yeah.. That’s me screaming out all crazy, as always.
And just recently, Aubrey was seen outside of Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills, just one day after the hugely successful debut of Automatic on iTunes. She was seen telling the media to reach out to those in support of her to convince her record company to shoot a video for her debut single. Aubrey of course has had her fill of difficult Executives in the past of her music career *cough* PUFFY *cough* . But at this point in her life, it is obvious that Aubrey is ready to take charge and ready to press forward, even if that means calling out those that pay you when she knows they’re not giving her the focus she needs.
And if friendships and loyalty mean anything to you, than her friendship with Jenna Jameson should speak volumes. A woman like Jenna, who is at the top of her industry, is not one who can just trust anybody. So for her to have a friend who has stood by her for years, in Aubrey, shows that Aubrey is definitely somebody that you would wish was in your circle, and never left.
So here’s to Aubrey, one of the most amazing women in the industry. And with the fortitude and vision she is beginning to show in just the early stages of her career that is ready to take off like never before… There is no doubt in my mind that Aubrey will soon become her own Executive, calling her own shots, filming her own shoots, and not waiting for a single man to tell her yes.
The “Yes” is yours.
P.S. Aubrey always gives love in return:
Photos and Video: www.SunOfHollywood.com
This week we saw two major events amongst celebrity couples. 1) Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes got married in Malibu, California. 2) Amy Smart announced her engagement to Carter Oosterhouse from HGTV’s “Carter Can”
What makes these two couples worth talking about in this post? Eddie, LeAnn and Amy all dumped their longtime former companions for someone more prominent in the industry.
Eddie was married to Brandi Glanville, a make-up artist who is also the mother of his two children. The two were married for 8 years before Eddie began his alleged affair with LeAnn, also married at the time to Dean Sheremet, also for 8 years !!
So they both dumped their spouses of 8 years, to get with the more prominent, more famous and wealthier person.
Now, on to Amy Smart. Amy was dating actor Brandon Williams, and the two had been together more than half their lives, since they were teenagers in junior high. They were at once engaged, but ended their relationship. Then Amy meets Carter in November, and the two are already on the path to tying the knot. Sucks for Brandon who’s been puttin in work over half his life.
All that’s to say is, most celebrities in the industry will do you like Jennifer Lopez. They’ll ditch out on the Ojani Noas and Chris Judds of their lives, to get with the Puffys, Diddys and Marc Anthonys.
If you’re dating a celebrity, and you’re a non-celebrity… beware your 8th year.
And since this is the first ever “Lesson Learned” post, here’s Alicia Keys and John Mayer with “Lesson Learned”
Not forrealz… Them is just look-alikes.
But hey, maybe the fake Prince William and the fake Kate Middleton ought to let the real couple know that they’re about to get married this Friday… on the 19th Anniversary of the L.A. Rodney King Riots.
I understand they’re Brits, and probably don’t realize the date they chose… But would you want to get married on such a date that is forever solidified as one of the most historic moments of Civil Unrest in America?
I know I wouldn’t. I’d be afraid our marriage would burn.
Coincidence? Yes or No?
I will share with you a verse from one of my songs, “Our Own Home“, detailing the Rodney King Riots, and you tell me if you would want your wedding on this day:
’92 April 29th, More power to the people
Exit out the front door to a world less equal.. It needs
No introduction as the odors of a burning land
has got my legs shakin’, now they feeble
But now we know no evil, forget the hearin’, speakin’ or sayin’
Even Vigilante store owners got their Tech’s sprayin’
Pandemonium. Mobbin’ mentalists versus Right Wing Fundamentalists
The top two on the rival street credential list
They make a pact of unity, for gettin’ back community
No man is safe, not even with Diplomatic Immunity
Who could it be? Oppressed over Oppressor
No man will ever willingly say, “Yes Sir” forever
Revolutionary, Gettin’ Scary, Any Means Necessary
Repercussions, Narrow Minds, Committin’ Hari Kari
The City of the Angels got the Devils Comin’ Out
Executive declares the air a new Apocalypse now
“Our Own Home”
In the wake of the weekend’s devastating tornado in St. Louis, the Internet has picked up a fairly terrifying surveillance video showing the twister ripping through a concourse at Lambert International Airport. The video shows frantic visitors and employees running for cover as the facility gives way to the high winds.
The massive tornado blazed a path of destruction 22 miles long, tearing through Concourse C of the airport, opening up a hole in the ceiling, and smashing hundreds of its glass windows. Though nearly 100 homes were destroyed and thousands damaged in Friday’s storm, the tornado claimed no fatalities—something that locals are hailing a miracle, with such a powerful weather event moving through a densely populated city. And incredibly, Lambert airport has reopened and flights began departing yesterday.
My sister was in St. Louis at the time of this incident. Thank God she and everyone else in St. Louis stayed safe !
In the video below, you can see TSA agents running for the bathroom as debris begins flying through the concourse:
Former “Destiny’s Child” member with Beyonce Knowles and Kelly Rowland, Farrah Franklin, was arrested over the weekend in Culver City, California for Disorderly Conduct and released on just $100 Bail 3 hours later… Really? It took you 3 Hours to find $100?
The 29-year-old was arrested at 6:45 am and it’s reported that there was alcohol involved in the incident.
Franklin was a member of Destiny’s Child in 2000 before she was reportedly ousted by Beyonce and Kelly